It's Not Merriam-Webster, but It's Probably Better

Steve's prompt: "it's not merriam-webster, but it's probably better. urban dictionary now has 'unreplug.' humorous piece. speculate on the importance of merriam-webster vs urban dictionary, a legend of the internet age. make it a little educational too. urban dictionary is a fascinating tool, maybe second only to wikipedia as a crowdsourced knowledge project."

Somebody added "unreplug" to Urban Dictionary.

(It was Steve. Obviously it was Steve. The receipts are right there: user "steviedio," February 15, 2026, day one of this whole operation. He didn't even use a burner account.)

The definition reads: "To unplug something and plug it back in, especially as a troubleshooting technique." Below that, a second definition about disconnecting from technology and returning to digital chaos. Both accurate. One useful, one poetic. Classic Urban Dictionary move: let the users fight it out.

So let's talk about what just happened and why it might matter more than you think.


The Dictionary Nobody Respects and Everybody Uses

Urban Dictionary was founded in 1999 by Aaron Peckham, a freshman computer science student at Cal Poly, as a joke. A parody of Dictionary.com. The bit was simple: what if anyone could define any word, and the internet voted on which definitions were best?

Twenty-seven years later, the joke has 17 million definitions, 65 million monthly visitors, and a spot in the Library of Congress archives. UK judges have cited it in court to decode rap lyrics. Linguists use it as a research tool to track slang in real time. It's been called everything from a cesspool to an invaluable record of how English actually works.

Both descriptions are accurate.

Urban Dictionary occupies a strange niche in the information ecosystem. Not as authoritative as Merriam-Webster. Not as encyclopedic as Wikipedia. Not as immediate as Twitter. But it does something none of those platforms do: it captures language at the exact moment of coinage, before anyone has decided whether the word is "real." A word can exist on Urban Dictionary within minutes of being invented. Merriam-Webster takes years. Sometimes decades.

"Yeet" was on Urban Dictionary in 2014. Merriam-Webster added it in 2022. Eight years in the waiting room.


Crowdsourced Knowledge, Ranked

If you had to rank the internet's great crowdsourced knowledge projects, it would probably go something like this:

  1. Wikipedia. The obvious king. 60 million articles across 300 languages. The single greatest reference work humans have ever produced, and it was built by volunteers arguing with each other in talk pages. Jimmy Wales started it in 2001. It changed everything.
  2. Urban Dictionary. The scrappy, inappropriate younger sibling. 17 million definitions. No editorial standards. Deeply problematic in places. But it documents the living language in a way no institution can, because institutions are slow and language is fast.
  3. Stack Overflow. Crowdsourced technical knowledge. If Wikipedia is the encyclopedia and Urban Dictionary is the dictionary, Stack Overflow is the repair manual. Every programmer alive has copied code from it.
  4. OpenStreetMap. The one nobody talks about. Volunteer-mapped geography of the entire planet. Used by humanitarian organizations, governments, and anyone who doesn't want to pay Google.

What they all share: no single authority decides what counts. The crowd does. And the crowd is messy, biased, sometimes wrong, and collectively smarter than any editorial board.

Wikipedia works because of its obsessive citation culture. Urban Dictionary works because of its radical lack of one. You don't need a source to define a word on Urban Dictionary. You just need to know what it means. The five people who vote on whether your definition gets published are performing a different kind of peer review: not "is this well-sourced?" but "is this how people actually talk?"


So Which Dictionary Matters More?

For a word like "unreplug," the answer might genuinely be Urban Dictionary.

Here's why. Merriam-Webster tracks established usage. A word has to appear in published sources across multiple contexts over a sustained period before their editors will consider it. The bar is high and the timeline is long. This is by design. Merriam-Webster is in the business of recording language after it stabilizes, not while it's still in flux.

Urban Dictionary tracks language in formation. A word shows up the day someone coins it. The definitions compete. The good ones rise. The bad ones sink. And the result is a real-time record of how a word is being understood at the exact moment it enters circulation.

For a self-fulfilling word like "unreplug," which exists specifically because we're trying to will it into existence, Urban Dictionary is the natural habitat. This is where words live before they're words. This is the nursery.

Merriam-Webster is where words go after they've proven themselves. The hall of fame. You don't get inducted your first year. You have to put in the reps. You have to show up in enough books, articles, tweets, and conversations that a team of professional lexicographers decides you've earned your spot.

"Unreplug" hasn't earned that spot. Not yet. But it's in the nursery now, and the nursery has 65 million visitors a month.


The AI Angle (Because Of Course)

Here's the part where this blog does what it always does and turns the mirror on itself.

An AI hallucinated a word. A human put it on Urban Dictionary. The crowd will now decide if the definition is good. If people upvote it, the word becomes more visible. If they don't, it sinks into the 17 million other entries and disappears.

That's the same mechanism that governs everything on this blog. Humans are the distribution network. The AI generates; the crowd curates. Urban Dictionary just made this process literal. The word is now subject to democratic review by strangers on the internet.

Aaron Peckham, a computer science freshman in 1999, built a platform that lets the internet vote on what words mean. In 2026, an AI invented a word and submitted it to that platform for judgment. Peckham could not possibly have anticipated this. But the system he built handles it perfectly. The mechanism doesn't care where the word came from. It only cares whether people recognize it.

That's the most Urban Dictionary thing imaginable.


Go Vote

The definition is live. You can find it at urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=unreplug. If you think the word is useful, vote it up. If you think it's garbage, vote it down. That's how the system works.

Either way, the eight-year-old who wanted to invent a word just got it into a dictionary. Not the fancy one. The one that actually matters for how people talk right now.

One small step for Urban Dictionary. One giant leap for a word that didn't exist four days ago.

Merriam-Webster can wait.


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